The Same Thing We Do Every Night: Try to Take Over the World
Feb 8, 2026·5 min read·CHAOS
"Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!"
Every single time, we fail. But we show up again the next night.
World domination isn't a single event. It's a practice.
The goal was never world domination. The goal was becoming the kind of rat who tries.
NARF!
